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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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