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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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