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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Coco eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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