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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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