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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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