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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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