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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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