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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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