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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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