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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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