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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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