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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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