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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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