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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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