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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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