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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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