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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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