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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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