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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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