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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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