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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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