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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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