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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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