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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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