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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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