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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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