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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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