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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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