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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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