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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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