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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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