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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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