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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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