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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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