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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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