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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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