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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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