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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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