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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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