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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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