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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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