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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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