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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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