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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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