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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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