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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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