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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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