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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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