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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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