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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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