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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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