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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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