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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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