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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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