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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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