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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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