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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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