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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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