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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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